Mostly just hitting the reblog button.
Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
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the pokemon spinoffs scene these days is so bleak
come to the 2020’s era pokemon spinoff scene! we have:
- detective pikachu: trust me guys this 3ds art style looks soo good on the switch
- microtransactions
- microtransactions 2
- microtransactions 3
- microtransactions 4
- microtransactions 5
please give us all your money
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DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one
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algebra: what if there was a bunch of things and you could do stuff to them
me, interested: what kind of stuff?
algebra: who gives a shit
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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
ALT
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my mother has started using the phrase “gendie neutch” with abandon
yesterday she said my “birthday fit” was very “gendie neutch” and i felt like i was in an episode of black mirror
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
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deaths-accountant asked:
if a baby drowns while being baptised does it go to heaven?
cryptotheism Answer:
Matthew 1:1 “If a baby drowns during the baptism it goes to hell no matter what”
That’s not what Matt said
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
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